Ah ... the balloon ... traditional Christmas fayre.... on another planet maybe.
Was this from before Father Christmas could afford a sleigh or what?
Given the winds at the North Pole, how the hell did he ever get anywhere? And surely there are practical considerations too ... a sleigh glides across the snow nicely for take off and landing, whereas a balloon goes up or down. What were they thinking?


Blackwood, Wales

Apparently this house was dressed by a blind man, in the dark, with sunglasses on. Who doesnt care how big his carbon footprint is.
Reports that seedy looking men in raincoats keep knocking on the door and asking to see one of the Ho's are unfounded.

Blackwood, Wales

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Have you ever seen kids running screaming from the characters at Disneyland? Its a similar problem they have here. Children have been seen this morning being dragged to school, bawling about the snowman that came for them in their sleep.
Dont close your eyes kids, thats when they get you.

Blackwood, Wales

Jeepers creepers. What the blazes is going on with this front window? Is the designer using it as CV fodder to get a job as a window dresser? They do know Mannequin wasnt real, right?

Whitton, London

Kudos for these festive people for thinking to decorate both sides of their house, being on a corner. Nil points for the radio active glowing over use of reindeer in the front garden. Our under cover operatives can be seen posing in this one. A rare occurance of the Christmas Police exposing themselves in public


A train?

Location: Aber Valley, South Wales
Somebody has been watching too much of Glen Larsons Buck Rogers in the 25th Century to be using THAT MUCH rope light. And IF you ARE going to trim the windows with it, at least make sure the sides are even ........

Location: Aber valley South Wales. Submitted by a concerned member of the public. Its taken on a phone, so is of poor quality but we are told this is a train. It flashes and the wheels 'go round' circa B&Q for about 9.99.

A train.

No Tree.

No lights.

No tinsel ... in fact unless I am mistaken, Ivor the fucking Engine was never a big Christmas symbol.

Just a sodding train.

No excuse for this.


You're Nicked luv

Got your decs up?

The Christmas Police are out ... and if we find you have inflatable snowmen at your door, a fibreglass Santa on your porch or a complete lifesize nativity in the garden ..... THEN YOU'RE NICKED! All offenders will have pictures displayed here.

Your neighbours got bad taste in exterior seasonal fayre? Their flashing reindeer keeping you awake at night? Take a pic and shop them anonymously to raz110671@googlemail.com