28.11.06

A train?

Location: Aber Valley, South Wales
Somebody has been watching too much of Glen Larsons Buck Rogers in the 25th Century to be using THAT MUCH rope light. And IF you ARE going to trim the windows with it, at least make sure the sides are even ........










Location: Aber valley South Wales. Submitted by a concerned member of the public. Its taken on a phone, so is of poor quality but we are told this is a train. It flashes and the wheels 'go round' circa B&Q for about 9.99.


A train.


No Tree.


No lights.


No tinsel ... in fact unless I am mistaken, Ivor the fucking Engine was never a big Christmas symbol.


Just a sodding train.


No excuse for this.

22.11.06

You're Nicked luv

Got your decs up?
ITS NOVEMBER - GET A LIFE!

The Christmas Police are out ... and if we find you have inflatable snowmen at your door, a fibreglass Santa on your porch or a complete lifesize nativity in the garden ..... THEN YOU'RE NICKED! All offenders will have pictures displayed here.

Your neighbours got bad taste in exterior seasonal fayre? Their flashing reindeer keeping you awake at night? Take a pic and shop them anonymously to raz110671@googlemail.com

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED